You Know You’ve Booked a Cheap Flight When…

YOU KNOW YOU’VE BOOKED A CHEAP FLIGHT WHEN… As you board the plane, you notice the co-pilot is frowning and wearing an “I’m with Stupid” T-Shirt. The Captain announces over the intercom the Flight is delayed while he looks for his keys.
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Some of the more entertaining airline safety briefings

Occasionally, airline flight attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: “As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their...
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Dating the Mayan Ruins a bit ‘too’ precisely :)

A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details. To this, the guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations, and still finding...
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Crazy questions heard on cruise ships

10 Questions from Cruise Ship Passengers: 1. What time is the midnight buffet? 2. Will the elevator take me to the front of the ship? 3. How do I find my picture? 4. Do the crew sleep on board? 5. Does the ship generate it’s own electricity? 6. Are the entertainer’s paid? 7. Someone asked...
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Where Are We? (One of my favourite travel jokes)

WHERE ARE WE? A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it – KISS-a-mmee; kiss-IM-mee; kiss-i-MMEE. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the...
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When “No Frills Airline” was just a joke

Rising fuel costs are forcing airlines to become more efficient, to add ‘fuel surcharges’ to their flight prices, and to get very creative in cutting costs.  This means that they are eliminating or charging for things that we have taken for granted in the past, such as snacks,...
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