Archive for the ‘United States’ Category

No Birthday Plans? Spend it with the Mouse - It’s on the House!

Monday, October 13th, 2008

What will you Celebrate?

There is so much in life worth celebrating, and in 2009, Walt Disney World® Resort becomes your celebration destination for birthdays, triumphs, reunions, true love and first visits. With new experiences, entertainment and so many opportunities to customize and enhance your special occasion, only one question remains: “What will you celebrate?”

Start your birthday off right with the most magical birthday present of all:

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Where Are We? (One of my favourite travel jokes)

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

WHERE ARE WE?

A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-mmee; kiss-IM-mee; kiss-i-MMEE. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.

Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:

“My wife and I can’t seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand.”

The waitress looked at him and said: “Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng”.

The inside track on Maui

Monday, September 8th, 2008

Maui is an irresistable tropical paradise that has repeatedly been voted “Best island in the World”.   The island can be invigoratingly rugged, or outrageously luxurious.

Where will you stay?  I’ve got just the place!  A 3 bedroom 1450 sq ft condo right on the ocean.  It’s been completely updated, and it’s owned by a good friend of mine so I know it’s well taken care of. HERE is the listing, but contact me to book as I can get it for you at a lower price than is listed!  (more…)