Where Are We? (One of my favourite travel jokes)


A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it – KISS-a-mmee; kiss-IM-mee; kiss-i-MMEE. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.

Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:

“My wife and I can’t seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand.”

The waitress looked at him and said: “Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng”.

One Response to “Where Are We? (One of my favourite travel jokes)”

  1. Tina Buss
    September 26, 2008 at 10:20 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! that is funny!! 🙂

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