You Know You’ve Booked a Cheap Flight When…
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BOOKED A CHEAP FLIGHT WHEN…
As you board the plane, you notice the co-pilot is frowning and wearing an “I’m with Stupid” T-Shirt.
The Captain announces over the intercom the Flight is delayed while he looks for his keys.
The Airline mechanics, wearing propeller beanies, seem to be pointing and laughing an awful lot, and drinking something from inside brown paper bags.
The Ground Crew are seen using pennies to check tire wear
A man with an oily rag hanging from the back pocket of his dirty coveralls, and sadly shaking his head, turns out to be the airline’s C.E.O.
A voice on P.A. system warns you to keep your heads and arms inside the aircraft at all times, while the plane is in motion.
The air sickness bags have the Lord’s Prayer printed on them.
Jumper Cables are dangling from the door to the cockpit.
A man in clerical garb walks thru the plane, sprinkles all the passengers with water, mumbling something in Latin & exits.
A telephone with a really long cord connects the plane to the control tower.
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